I hate to call these leftovers, but they kind of are. I have notebooks full of strange doodles and rhymes. I never intended to write odd poems, it just happened.

So when I wanted some sort of incentive for people to subscribe to my newsletter, I came up with the idea of collecting a few of the more coherent poems. And here it is. Yours for simply grabbing my newsletter. I don't send many, and when I do they are for announcing new books or book sales and such.

If enough of these strange bits fill a few more notebooks, I will put together another collection. And I'll add in a helping of the single panel cartoons that litter the pages between the poems.

And that's it. Drop your email in the subscription box and you'll get a link to the ebook. Only a PDF for now. Once I have time to gussy up the internal workings of my email server, I'll add the option of epub and mobi.

If you do snag a copy, let me know what you think in the comments or on facebook or twitter or send me a pigeon or smoke signals.