Giggle-inducing dog and baby scenes

Comic Chaos Unleashed: Hilarious 'Dog Eat Doug' Strip Captures the Joy of Messy Baby Mealtime!

In the first panel of today's free comic strip, Doug eats while sitting in his high chair. Dad says, "Buddy, you don't need a bib."
In the second panel of today's Dog eat Doug comic strip, Dad says to Doug, "You need one of those Hannibal Lecter masks."
In the third panel of the comic strip, Mom scolds Dad and Dad says he was only kidding.
In the last panel of the comic strip, Dad says, "At the very least we should consider feeding him closer to the hose."

It’s kind of true and also gives me ideas for a funny but darker strip about crazy babies.