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"Thank You for Understanding": Cats Weaponize the Hallway in Today's Hilarious Dog Eat Doug Chaos!

Funny Dog and Cat Comics: Sophie looks down the hall at several razor sharp, swinging pendulum. The cats stand at the other end and say, "We'd like to keep this side of the house private. Thank you for your understanding."

Razor-Sharp Meow-nsters! Dog Eat Doug: Sophie Braves Cat-Controlled Chaos

I love channeling some Edgar Allan Poe through the cats.