unexpected editing style

Claws & Critics! Cats Critique Dad's Writing with Hilarious Results (Free Daily Dog Eat Doug!)

Funny Cats Comics: Cat Equi says, "The male human fancies himself a writer." Chewy says, "Oh. Is he in any way proficient?"
Funny Cats Comics: Equi says, "The beginning lacks any emotional hook. The middle is harder to get through than a rainforest and the end is horribly unsatisfying." Chewy says, "We should help him with a quick edit."
Funny Cats Comics: The cats shred dad's notebook.
Funny Cats Comics: Dad finds the notebook and is horribly upset and confused at the same time.

Shredding Shakespeare, Shredding Sanity: Cats Unleash Literary Chaos (Dog Eat Doug!)

I have bins full of notebooks and thankfully not one has ever been shredded. There’s a few gnawed corners here and there but that’s about it. The big key is keeping them out of reach and also a wharehouse full of dog chew toys.