Annoying books about cute dragons

Dragons, Dogs, and Hilarious Frustration: The Latest Comic Strip from 'Dog Eat Doug' Will Leave You in Stitches!

Dog eat Doug Comic Strip: Puppy Sophie and Baby Doug sit on dad's lap while he reads them a book about a dragon. Sophie says she's sick of these books about cute dragons.
Dog webcomic: Sophie says, "Seriously, they should all be one page long: 'The Dragon torched the town and feasted on fried peasants. The end.'".
Dog webomic: In the last comic panel, Sophie says, "The author is going to have quite the lawsuit when kids run around thinking they can pet dragons without consequence."

One of my favorite Sophie observations.