Beam Me Up, Barky! Sophie Commands a Hilarious Star Trek Parody
As you can tell, Star Trek the Next Generation is my Star Trek.
As you can tell, Star Trek the Next Generation is my Star Trek.
Every kid has a little Gordon Ramsay inside
With all my dogs and my fosters, I offer ice cubes and carrots for snacks. I’ve only had a handful of fur babies that love them.
In full disclosure I superimposed my doughnut addiction onto Sophie. Her obsession was cheese.
I have to be fair to Sophie. She never did this. She only had a couple catastrophic potty accidents. One was after surgery and the other was when she was sick.
Would never have thought I would write so many spit and drool gags until I had kids and dogs.
In retrospect, this playpen is way too small.
I’ve always loved drawing Sophie and Doug tooling around in a toy car. My son never had one of the motorized ones but I can make up whatever I want for the comic. OF course it had to be a Mustang.
I love channeling some Edgar Allan Poe through the cats.
I know they sell these pajamas for adults. I assume they’re comfortable but I also assume you might bust your butt on the kitchen tiles like when you were a kid. Those footy coveries can get slick.
Dragon Doug makes a return in “Sophie", book two. Along with a Monty Python foster dog adventure. There’s a sample of that story on the home page. I’ll get some colored pages up soon.
Anytime you catch your dog doing something wrong, I’m pretty sure this is the debate going on in their furry head.
How much do dogs love post-meal bibs? We needed a security team to get the bib from the baby to the laundry.
One of my favorites. Also, the “I like shorts” line is an easter egg from some cartoon, and now I can’t remmeber. Anyone recognize it?
Honestly it’s not a bad way to tire out the kids or the puppy.
If there’s one thing babies and cats have in common, is that both are never interested in the gift you get for them. They usually prefer the packaging.
Had to work in one of my favorite author / illustrators! Chris Van Allsburg is brilliant. I always recommend his books to new parents. I also recommend them to adults without kids.
Both our cats are feral rescues. They have free reign to go inside or outisde all day up to 6pm. I trained them to come home at that time, because when night falls, that’s when they turn into Batman. They do argue the poiint from time to time but for the most part they kind of enjoy it.
However, the one side effect of giving them free reign to be cats, is that they have never played with a single cat toy I’ve bought them. From catnip mice to motorized floppy fish. Nothing. I think part of that is they are happy just getting to live like cats.
You won’t be seeing Doug on Master Class anytime soon. I call these prop comics. I write them by placing the props in front of the characters and watch what they do. In this case, I used the actual toy kitchen we bought for my son. But it’s a great way to come up with ideas for any kind of wriiting.
You can use this in fiction too. If you get stuck, just chuck some strange props at your characters. Or better yet, use props that great a challenge or barrier to what they want. They’ll find a way arond it or fail trying.
These days it’s little miss Weezy that investigates everything that goes into my smoothies. And that started as a conditioning excercise. You see, when we first got Weezy everything set her off, and that included the Smoothie maker. (For the record I use a Ninja and that thing has been the most reliable thing in my kitchen for a decade). Anytime I blended one up, Weezy would come charging.
So it was an another opportunity to work with her on her deeply embedded anxieties and fears. Not going to lie it was unnerving at first, but the number one thing you have to do when working with a dog like that is remain calm. It took almost a year and then I had her siffing everything that went into the smoothie before I turned on the blender.